Monday, August 2, 2010

funny

Practice poems.

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I

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Courtesy of the Animaniacs:

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's what they say
but it just isn't true

Roses are red
And apples are too.
But violets are violet
Violets aren't blue

An orange is orange
But Greenland's not green
A pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?

To call something blue
When it's not, we defile it
But, ah, what the heck?
It's hard to rhyme violet"