Thursday, July 22, 2010

Heroes

Start by relaxing your gag reflex, that way the alcohol will go down easier. Rebel rule number 26. If you can endure the burn than you becomes the peoples champion. They will chant your name in cheer and give out roses by the dozens.

Riots of the Heroes festivities.

The only way to appease them is by doing party tricks. But you are going to probably be passed out by now. On the ground covered in magnificent victory, among other glories. The applauds will be deafening, and the sour smell of vomit will be triumphant.